We love funny, creative and clever running team names. It’s kind of an obsession, really.  We have spent hours pouring over relay results, laughing at the crazy relay team names people come up with  all year long. When registration rolls around in October, we can’t wait to see the new team names that come in. During the races, we love seeing how teams make those names come alive with their decorations and clever slogans written on van windows.

If you are trying to think of a team name for your next relay race, you just might be inspired by our list of favorites we’ve seen over the years:

Out Chasing Booty
Too Stupid to Stop
Agony of Defeet
11 Estees and One Testee
Nuclear Tumbleweeds
Worst Pace Scenario
Your Pace or Mine?
Time Wounds All Heels
He Brews 12
Army Of The 12 Drunkies
We Thought They Said Rum
Nike Hell on Waffles
Never Get In A Van With Strangers
Crazy Flying Monkey Space Invaders
Run Like the Winded
Blood, Sweat & Beers
Lightning Mullets
Keep Calm & Cramp On
Whiskey Business
Do a Little Dash, Drink a Little Mash, Get Down Tonight!
F.A.R.T. Felons And Robbers in Training
Runaway Moms- Sisterhood of the Relaying Vans
Running Like the Walking Dead
S.W.A.T.T. – Sprinters, Walkers And Trash Talkers
You killed our runner…Prepare to die!
R.I.O.T (running is our therapy)
Beer Gutz and Coconutz
Where the Wild Things Run
Kiss My Assfault
O Van, Where Art Thou?
Don’t Chafe – Run Naked
Hill Is A Four Letter Word
the disco dirty dozen
The Alliance of Stinky Sneakers
This Ain’t Easy…But We Are!
Wtf! Where’s The Finish?
Nike Great Bowels of Fire
Intel Giga Hurtz
When the Fit Hits Spokane
The Passing Grades
Cirque de Sore Legs
The Most Interesting Van In The World
We’re Kind of a Big Deal
The Young & The Breathless
Buns of Glory
Dozen Get There Any Faster
Ball So Hard We Ran Our Hasslehoff
Undertrained and Overconfident
The Kids’ Gene Pool: What you see is what they get.
Endorphins Make People Happy So…..UP YOURS!
Holy Fit! Not Again?!?
Hey, theres no honey in those Buckets!
Chicks, Hens and Tough Old Birds
Smells Like Teen Spirit
The Bea Arthurs
Sweat, Regret and Oxygen Debt
Bodyglide, Blisters & Bengay
The Knights of the Buffet Table
Where My Hose At? (Eugene Fire Dept)
Last Place Champions – Headlights & Lycra
Kenyan Albino Running Team
Toe Nails Are For Sissies
Quads Of Fury
Last Best Pace
Cereal Killers
Spokanimal Print Pants
Bourbon, Buzzed & Blistered
12 Shades of Grey
Premature Acceleration
Team Yogging…Apparently You Just Run
Scrambled Legs & Achin’
Hood to Your Mom
Runnin’ with the Devil, Bourbon Chase Port‐a‐Potty Tour
Drinkers with a Running Problem
The Fats and The Furious
2 Slow 2 Win 2 Dumb 2 Quit
Chuck Norris has two speeds, walk and KILL
Insert creative team name here
Robot Unicorn Attack #1
I Mustache You A Question..Why Are We Doing This?!?!